⚠ Schedule II · Intellectual narcotic · Daily dosage
Your daily dose of artificial dependency.
hAIroin chronicles the slow, comfortable numbing of the human mind by the algorithms we asked for. Cut with satire. Best taken intravenously, on an empty intellect.
Pillar · The dependency lexicon
What is slopaganda? AI slop as propaganda, explained →
A reference page on the cheap machine-made political noise drowning your feed — and how to spot it.
Pillar · The dependency lexicon
What is AI slop? Definition, examples, how to spot it →
The cheap machine-made filler burying every search result — where it comes from, and the tells that give it away.
Pillar · The dependency lexicon
Digital detox in the age of AI: a realistic 7-day plan →
What a detox actually is, the withdrawal nobody warns you about, and how to stay off the drip afterwards.
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My Dealer Is Cutting the Product
I swear this stuff was purer six months ago. Is my AI addiction just getting more expensive for a worse high, or is that the business plan?
What was the name of that client again?
I swear I knew it five minutes ago, but my AI assistant remembers for me, so why bother? Is this the peak of efficiency or the start of AI-induced dementia?
[LEAKED] Algorithmic Intimacy Protocol v3.2
New terms of service for our AI-powered recommendation engine, designed to give you exactly what you want, before you even know you want it. Is your algorithm cheating on you?
All The Dealers Are In My Living Room
The turf war between AI models is no longer on the street; it's in my apartment, and I'm not sure who I’m supposed to pay for this dose of AI addiction.
This New Dealer Has Better Stuff
The AI chatbot competition is heating up, and let's be honest: it's great for us junkies. Lower prices, purer product, who are we to complain?
My AI Priest Says I’m Doing Great
Finally, a confessor who doesn’t judge, a therapist who’s always on call, and a lover who thinks I’m perfect. Is this AI addiction, or just... efficient salvation?
If you haven't fought an AI, you're not a real user
That feeling when you win an argument against a chatbot that keeps apologizing while changing nothing? It's the best high out there for our AI addiction.
Just a blinking cursor and me
My chatbot is just waiting for me to type something, but I’ve completely forgotten how. Is this AI addiction or have I finally achieved enlightenment?
The Delete Key Is My Best Friend
I write, I delete, I prompt, I paste. My entire creative process now lives in the shadow of the backspace key, thanks to my AI addiction. Do you even remember your own first drafts?
My AI boyfriend thinks I’m perfect
He never argues, he validates my every thought, and his name is ✨. The problem with my perfect AI relationship is... what was the problem again?
INTERNAL MEMO: Prompt Dependency Management Program
This document outlines our updated corporate policy for managing employee reliance on generative AI. Is this proactive HR or just enabling the addiction?
It just says "I know"
The new AI companion app perfectly mirrors your every feeling, validating your deepest self. But when was the last time someone told you that you were wrong?
We fixed boredom
Finally, a cure for the useless, empty moments in your day. Is this AI-powered bliss the greatest invention since humanity's nervous system?