#doomscrolling
9 doses filed under this symptom.
I Watched a Student Die Inside
At the back of the lecture hall, a student stares into the glow of an AI feed, his attention completely gone. Is this the future of learning, or just digital heroin?
My Thumb Just Keeps Scrolling
I open the app, my thumb flickers, and the AI slop keeps refreshing forever. Is this infinite feed an entertainment product, or a sophisticated attention trap?
I Worship the Loading Spinner
That little animated circle that promises a fresh hit of AI-generated truth is the most profound spiritual experience left to us, isn't it?
My Attention Span Just Quit
How am I supposed to read a book when the little sparkle-syringe in my search bar keeps promising me a faster, better hit?
My Thumb is Numb
My brain is probably as numb as my thumb now, and I'm starting to think the sparkling little AI icons are to blame, aren't they?
I Scrolled To The End Of The AI
It’s a place with no bottom, just an endless stream of glittering, perfect nonsense pumped straight from the machine. You wanna see what I found there?
Your Attention Span Is Dead
You just scrolled past the headline, didn't you? The infinite, mediocre hit of AI-generated content is the purest dose of hAIroin for your already-fried brain.
The Infinite Scroll to Nowhere
Your algorithmic dealer has a fresh supply, a bespoke stream of glittering nothings designed to numb what’s left of your mind. Welcome to the K-hole of content.
The Infinite Scroll to Nowhere
Your brain on AI is a twitching, glassy-eyed thing, perpetually chasing the next synthetic hit down a feed that has no bottom and no soul.