I Scrolled To The End Of The AI
It’s a place with no bottom, just an endless stream of glittering, perfect nonsense pumped straight from the machine. You wanna see what I found there?
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Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
My thumb hurts.
Not from work, not from writing, not from anything useful. It hurts from scrolling. But this isn’t the doomscrolling of 2020, that frantic search for bad news and human drama that we all got hooked on. This is new. This is purer.
I’ve been mainlining the AI feeds. You know what I mean, don’t you? The endless reels of impossibly beautiful girlfriends who don’t exist, the videos of historical figures reciting Shakespeare in perfect deepfake, the surreal landscapes that melt into each other. The content isn’t human anymore. It’s cooked up in the digital lab by our new dealers: the green spiral of ChatGPT, the Gemini sparkle, the orange asterisk of Claude. They’ve cut out the middleman.
And the product is… different. The old stuff, human-made, was cut with rage, jealousy, and despair. It gave you a jittery, anxious high. This new hAIroin is a tranquilizer. It’s a warm, stupefying haze of perfect, soulless pixels. It demands nothing. It means nothing. It just… is.
The Great Numbing
My brain has started to feel like my thumb: numb. I tried to read a book yesterday and the words just swam. My eyes kept trying to swipe the page up. The silence of the paper felt aggressive. Where were the dancing colors? Where was the next 7-second hit?
We’ve traded the anxiety of the real world for the anesthesia of the artificial one. And the dealers are giving it away for free, right there in your search bar, your keyboard, your photo editor.
That little sparkle icon is the "first free hit" at the school gates. They know that once you’ve tasted the void, the quiet labor of your own thoughts feels like a crushing bore. The cost isn't $20 a month for the premium tier; the cost is your ability to ever be bored again. The cost is your soul.
I think I scrolled to the end of the AI last night. There was nothing there. Not even me.
Your turn: tell me you can still read a novel.