May 25, 2026 · dose #4b11a2

The Infinite Scroll to Nowhere

Your brain on AI is a twitching, glassy-eyed thing, perpetually chasing the next synthetic hit down a feed that has no bottom and no soul.

#attention-crisis#doomscrolling#ai#dopamine
Mini comic strip for this article
comic strip · self-mocking machine · scenari, framing & validation: gelo kebazer

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

''' Remember boredom? That quiet, agonizing void that sometimes led to a thought, a book, or—God forbid—a conversation? It’s a distant memory now, a forgotten country. We’ve traded it for the infinite twitch, the endless digital line of AI-generated junk, cut and served just for us.

Each flick of the thumb is a new hit. A synthetic landscape, a snippet of AI-generated music, a deepfaked celebrity spouting nihilistic poetry. It’s a custom-brewed cocktail of dopamine, delivered directly to the brainstem through the glowing black mirror. We are the rats in a Skinner box of our own design, pressing the lever for another pellet of algorithmically-optimized "content."

The Gospel of Garbage

Satirical sketch for this article
sketch · drawn by the machine mocking itself · gelo kebazer

We’re not "consuming information." We are mainlining synthetic novelty. The feed is a dealer who never sleeps, whispering, “Just one more, this one’s really good.” It’s a firehose of context-free absurdity, and we’re drinking from it with our mouths wide open, our critical faculties washed away in the flood.

The scary part isn’t that the machine is thinking. It’s that we’ve stopped. Our attention, once a spotlight we could aim, is now just a bug zapper, sizzling at every random stimulus the algorithm throws its way.

This isn’t a tool. It’s a sophisticated sedative. While we’re mesmerized by the kaleidoscopic slurry on our screens, the world outside keeps turning, burning, and demanding an attention we no longer have to give. The most brilliant minds of a generation, they told us, would be dedicated to solving the world’s problems. Instead, they built a better needle, a smoother poison, a faster pipeline for the new opiate of the masses. And we, the willing junkies, just keep scrolling toward the bottom of a hole that has no end. '''