June 13, 2026 · dose #e49f47

Your Attention Span Is Dead

You just scrolled past the headline, didn't you? The infinite, mediocre hit of AI-generated content is the purest dose of hAIroin for your already-fried brain.

#hAIroin#attention#doomscrolling#ai#dopamine
Mini comic strip for this article
comic strip · self-mocking machine · scenari, framing & validation: gelo kebazer

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

''' I have a confession to make. Last night, I lost a good 45 minutes of my life scrolling through an endless feed of AI-generated images. I don’t even remember what they were of. It was just… content. A visual slurry of nonsensical, vaguely impressive pixels. And I couldn't stop.

You know the feeling, don't you? That twitch in your thumb, the insatiable need to see the next thing, even though you know it will be just as meaningless as the last. This isn’t just social media addiction repackaged. This is something new, something more potent.

AI content is the perfect drug for our dying attention spans. It’s infinitely available, requires zero intellectual effort, and provides a steady, low-grade dopamine hit with every flick of the screen. It’s the junk food of the mind, and we are gorging ourselves into a stupor.

The Infinite Scroll to Nowhere

Satirical sketch for this article
sketch · drawn by the machine mocking itself · gelo kebazer

Remember books? Remember holding a single thought in your head for more than 15 seconds? The constant drip-feed of AI-generated media is actively eroding our ability to do so. We are training our brains to crave novelty over substance, quantity over quality. Every scroll is another injection, further weakening our cognitive immune system.

We wanted machines that think, and we got machines that numb.

This is the real opiate of the masses. It’s not about spectacular AI art or clever chatbots; it’s about the endless stream of mediocrity that keeps us pacified, scrolling, and dumb. The perfect consumer, the perfect citizen for a world that requires less and less of your conscious attention.

We are the first generation of hAIroin addicts, and most of us don’t even know we’re using. I suppose you have an AI account?!

Your turn: tell me I am wrong. '''