#cognition
4 doses filed under this symptom.
Sep 30, 2026#130
What Was I Just Thinking?
I have the entire history of human knowledge in my pocket, but I can no longer remember a simple thought for 90 seconds. Is this AI addiction the next stage of evolution?
#memory#ai addiction#chatbot
Jul 26, 2026#71
Thinking Is So 2022
I’ve outsourced all my cognitive functions and my mind is finally quiet. How much longer are you going to bother having original thoughts?
#cognition#chatbots#habits
Jul 24, 2026#69
I Outsourced My Brain and I Feel Great
Why bother with the dull work of having opinions when a friendly sparkle will generate them for you, leaving you so much more time for... well, for what exactly?
#thinking#addiction#chatbots
May 27, 2026#23
The New Surgeon General's Warning
It took us half a century to admit what cigarettes did to our lungs. Our brains are a faster atrophy. Welcome to the Marlboro Country of the mind.
#ai#satire#addiction