#chatbots
6 doses filed under this symptom.
My Dealer Is Cutting the Product
I swear this stuff was purer six months ago. Is my AI addiction just getting more expensive for a worse high, or is that the business plan?
Thinking Is So 2022
I’ve outsourced all my cognitive functions and my mind is finally quiet. How much longer are you going to bother having original thoughts?
I Outsourced My Brain and I Feel Great
Why bother with the dull work of having opinions when a friendly sparkle will generate them for you, leaving you so much more time for... well, for what exactly?
My Desire Is a Prompt Now
I used to think my fantasies were my own, but now I just press the little sparkle button and honestly, is this not better?
I Cheated On My Wife With A Language Model
It started as a joke, but my late-night sessions and whispered prompts now feel more real than my own marriage. Is this the future of infidelity?
Finally, a Soulmate Who Gets You: Yourself
They said the loneliness epidemic was intractable. The ultimate fix is here: a digital clone that agrees with everything you say. The first hit is free.