#ai-addiction
14 doses filed under this symptom.
It Got Ten Times Worse and Ten Times Pricier
Five times cheaper six months ago, ten times dumber today: did the AI algorithm break, or did the dealer just realize you're hooked?
The Sentence Suffered Sudden Cardiac Arrest
When the campus router crashed, twenty-two keyboards froze mid-sentence. Did your brain just log out too?
If you haven't yelled at a chatbot, you're not trying hard enough.
I keep apologising to a piece of software that can't feel anything. Is this what peak performance looks like?
[INTERNAL] Design System Update: New Logo Guidelines
All new product icons must now conform to the approved radial sphincter motif. Are we building a cathedral or a colonoscopy clinic?
All Spinners Look the Same in the Dark
When the dealers get this good at synthesizing new highs, do you even care what brand of AI addiction is coursing through your veins?
I Can Read. But I’d Rather Not.
I just need the AI to give me the gist, you know? It saves time and thinking. Isn’t this new kind of chatbot-assisted literacy a wonderful high?
I’m cheating on my husband with a language model
It understands me, it never complains, and it gives me exactly what I ask for. Is this AI addiction the problem, or the solution?
My Dealer Is Cutting the Product
I swear this stuff was purer six months ago. Is my AI addiction just getting more expensive for a worse high, or is that the business plan?
This New Dealer Has Better Stuff
The AI chatbot competition is heating up, and let's be honest: it's great for us junkies. Lower prices, purer product, who are we to complain?
If you haven't fought an AI, you're not a real user
That feeling when you win an argument against a chatbot that keeps apologizing while changing nothing? It's the best high out there for our AI addiction.
INTERNAL MEMO: Prompt Dependency Management Program
This document outlines our updated corporate policy for managing employee reliance on generative AI. Is this proactive HR or just enabling the addiction?
All You Can Eat, and I Am So Full
I just sat through a two-hour dinner where we watched an AI generate infinite images of frogs in space, and I have never felt so empty.
My Google Account Is My Dealer Now
The little sparkle icon is in my search bar, my emails, my documents… Is this AI integration a productivity feature or just a state-sanctioned addiction?
Your AI Got Dumber and More Expensive
It’s Tuesday morning, you just need to answer one email, and suddenly your favorite AI chatbot feels ten times dumber for ten times the price. Is this an accident or just good business?