#digital-detox
8 doses filed under this symptom.
Dossier: Digital detox in the age of AI →
Three Bullets Are Plenty, Thanks
When executives feed the whole company into the chatbot for a three-bullet hit, who needs to know the warehouse burned down? Ready to choke down page twelve?
Is this my answer or yours?
We just need to agree on what the question was. Is our relationship a prompt, or are you just addicted to the instant reply?
All Spinners Look the Same in the Dark
When the dealers get this good at synthesizing new highs, do you even care what brand of AI addiction is coursing through your veins?
I’m cheating on my husband with a language model
It understands me, it never complains, and it gives me exactly what I ask for. Is this AI addiction the problem, or the solution?
If you haven't fought an AI, you're not a real user
That feeling when you win an argument against a chatbot that keeps apologizing while changing nothing? It's the best high out there for our AI addiction.
All You Can Eat, and I Am So Full
I just sat through a two-hour dinner where we watched an AI generate infinite images of frogs in space, and I have never felt so empty.
My Google Account Is My Dealer Now
The little sparkle icon is in my search bar, my emails, my documents… Is this AI integration a productivity feature or just a state-sanctioned addiction?
Your PornHub history is the real you
It’s Tuesday night, your partner is asleep next to you, and a porn algorithm knows your desires better than they ever will. Is your AI addiction the most honest relationship you have?