#summary
4 doses filed under this symptom.
Oct 7, 2026#137
The TL;DR Is the Only Part I Read
My brain just got a firmware update that filters out paragraphs longer than two lines. Isn't this peak executive function?
#summary#executive#addiction
Sep 24, 2026#124
Just give me the bullet points.
A conversation with my boss about the latest report, or maybe a therapy session about our collective AI addiction? I can't tell anymore.
#dialogue#addiction#corporate
Sep 3, 2026#103
I stopped reading past the first line.
My AI assistant summarizes everything for me now, and my brain has never felt so… empty. Is this peak executive performance or just intellectual atrophy?
#dialogue#addiction#corporate
Jun 5, 2026#31
The Summary Junkies
Your boss has a new dealer. It's an AI, and it's serving up pure, uncut executive summaries. They're getting high on the illusion of knowledge.
#ai#executives#summary