#humor
3 doses filed under this symptom.

Sep 27, 2026#127
That wonderful little loading spinner
Finally, an end to empty moments and unwanted thoughts. Isn't this infinitely scrolling AI feed the greatest invention for our collective peace of mind?
#humor#boredom#ai addiction

Sep 25, 2026#125
My Hands Feel So… Empty
Productivity is down, the shakes have started, and I keep twitching for a sparkle icon that isn't there. Are these the white-collar withdrawal symptoms of AI addiction?
#humor#ai#satire

Sep 1, 2026#101
I Miss Being Bored
I used to stare at walls, wait for buses, and let my mind wander. Now my AI addiction fills every empty second with synthetic novelty, and I feel nothing.
#humor#ai#addiction