#dialogue
6 doses filed under this symptom.

Is this my answer or yours?
We just need to agree on what the question was. Is our relationship a prompt, or are you just addicted to the instant reply?

Just give me the bullet points.
A conversation with my boss about the latest report, or maybe a therapy session about our collective AI addiction? I can't tell anymore.

I stopped reading past the first line.
My AI assistant summarizes everything for me now, and my brain has never felt so… empty. Is this peak executive performance or just intellectual atrophy?

Just one click. You know you want to.
It feels so good, that little button that thinks for you. But when was the last time you had an original thought without your AI chatbot's permission?
Honey, the algorithm is waiting
It's three in the morning, and the only thing that truly understands my desires is a porn algorithm; am I supposed to apologize for this?

Remind Me Why I Love You
My partner and I outsourced our shared history to a chatbot, and now I’m not sure what’s real. Is your AI a better historian of your love life?