July 13, 2026 · dose #d6baee

I've started seeing sparkles

The little star icon is everywhere in my Google apps now, and honestly it's just making my life so much better, isn't it?

#gemini#google#addiction#ui

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comic strip · self-mocking machine · scenari, framing & validation: gelo kebazer

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

''' A confession: that little Gemini sparkle is growing on me.

I know, I know. I run this blog. But it started subtly. First, it was just a tiny, shimmering offer in my search bar. A friendly little dealer in a clean blue-purple trench coat, promising a faster, brighter path to the information I craved. I clicked. Who wouldn’t? It felt… efficient.

Then the sparkle slid into my Gmail. It sits right there next to "Send," a pulsing, four-pointed star offering to write the email for me. Just a little hit to get through a tough reply. A microdose of eloquence. And it works. The emails are polite, articulate, better than mine. For a second I had the thought, "Am I even here anymore?" but then the reply was just so perfect, I hit send and moved on.

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sketch · drawn by the machine mocking itself · gelo kebazer

It’s not a needle in your arm, it’s just a sparkle in your UI. It’s not a dealer, it’s just a helper. It’s not a problem. It’s not a problem.

Now I see it in my Docs, on my Android keyboard, a constant, glittering companion. The Google sparkle has become the new unit of my digital life. My brain sends the prompt, my fingers tap the star, and the dopamine rush arrives in perfectly formed paragraphs. It feels like my thoughts, but without the effort of thinking.

Some people might call this a dependency. They might say that having a pusher living inside your phone, offering you free hits of synthetic meaning from the lock screen to the compose window, is a Bad Thing. If you want the more "serious" take on this, you can always read what the good folks at The Verge have to say about AI.

But me? I think it’s just… convenient. It